She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
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