And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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