I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
this boner is exhausting
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
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I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
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We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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