yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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