I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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