Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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