Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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