i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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