Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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