yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
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mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
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We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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