Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
jump out the window naked night went bad
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