Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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