i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
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They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
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whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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