I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
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I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
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Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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