I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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