Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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