Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
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oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
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The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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