On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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