theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
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I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
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Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
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