I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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