well most of my day revolves around power hour
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
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It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
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It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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