i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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