I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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