brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
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