remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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