? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
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guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
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He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
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