and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
organizing the empties. That sober.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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