Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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