Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
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How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
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I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
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