the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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