Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I'm at about main and main street
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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