So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
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he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
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I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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