i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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