Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
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I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
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Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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