check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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