please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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