chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
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i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
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2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I have fence marks all over my body
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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