the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
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I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
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I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I love you.
Bad choice
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