i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Did we literally take a cab across the street
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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