What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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