You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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