were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
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sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
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Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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