didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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