thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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