do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
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you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
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For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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