Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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