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you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
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I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
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He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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