Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
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Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
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The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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