you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
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Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
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Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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