I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
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been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
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As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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