Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
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You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
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Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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