on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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