Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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