My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
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he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
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The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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