Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
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I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
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Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
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