Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize
