So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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