nut hugger
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I party with great urgency now.
Randomize
